Brian had always wanted to perform in a rock band... unfortunately, all of his friends with bands required that the members have musical talent to join.  Thus failing to meet that lofty standard, Brian became a shepherd.  After a few years (give or take a decade), Brian hooked up with Big Willy (real name: Chachi), who had grand plans to start a band of his own without such pesky requirements.

In real life, Brian wishes he could write a humorous bio, but he long ago came to terms with the fact that he lives a dry, monotonous life, devoid of comedy and wit.

Nickname(s): None
Instrument(s): Bass, trumpet, tuba
Sign: Leo
Favorite Drink: Diet Mt. Dew
Favorite Shot: 1989, Michael Jordan, Game 5 vs the Cavs...um...I mean, “Jaeger”
Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom:
Only on Wednesdays
Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing:
Dimmu Borgir (don’t ask), Primus, The Bangles
If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick: Halo or Bikini Karate Babes
Favorite type of exercise: Thumb Wrestling
Favorite place to perform: Outhouse
Favorite TV Show: The Simpsons, The Office, Joanie Loves Chachi
Favorite Movies: Naked Gun, The Sixth Sense, Pootie Tang
Hobbies: video games and collecting air sickness bags (unused, of course)
Likes: Food, Good weather, Quiet neighbors
Dislikes: Humidity, too much perfume, Buster, and when Buster wears too much perfume.

What happened on the worst date you ever went on?
I can’t remember… hopefully she forgot too
What’s your dream job? Professional Euchre Player
If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight? Godzilla
If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be? John Holmes
Favorite Quote: “D’oh!”