An outstanding guitar player and recent college graduate who lists The Allman Brothers Band and Carlos Santana as musical inspirations, Chris is utterly bewildered to find himself in a group with guys whose main life concerns are gum disease, lower back pain and the outrageous price of Cuban cigars.

Chris is currently working on an album project tentatively titled: "Smell my elbow"

Chris will undoubtedly flee the band when a better offer comes along.